Anglesey Universe

This is the most fucked-up universe, besides the Hogwarts Porn Studios realm

[edit] Defining Characteristics

Su is alive and well and fucking kids up as a Runes professor at Anglesey
She is Elspeth's protegé
Draco became Daisy and contracted MAIDS
Pansy is so fat that... well... pretty much any "yo momma so fat" joke would fit in here, really.
'Eve's status is unknown.
Alex pretty much fucks anything that moves, but that's okay because Su does, too. The two of them eventually have kids together and settle down.
The most well-defined view we have of Anglesey.
And here is a list of Anglesey students, for reference.